Caught Red Handed

The other day Julian fell asleep at Mountainbrook and took a little
nap. This meant, of course, that he couldn't fall asleep on time.
Finally, he learned about how exciting our world is after he goes to
sleep.

In this case, he saw me ironing my scrubs to go to clinicals the next
day. Julian *really* likes steam irons, specifically the steam part.
He Is fascinated by machines that emit smoke, or fire, or steam. This
time, however, he saw past the steam part. His voice was only slightly
accusatory.

"You never iron my clothes!"